Michaela: no accidents
Alasdair: about 273
I swear that kid has had a constant stream of nasty coming out of his butt all day long. He's also been pooping at night, but so far so good with the absence of The Rash. He must have gotten into something that made his gut rot because no one else has any tummy issues. And seriously, that kid is worse than a dog. He eats anything that he finds anywhere. You'd think I never gave the kid any food. I do, really! On a plate and everything! But I think he prefers the convenience of food on the go. You know, grab it off the table take it to the living room, drop some, take more to your room, drop some, go dig up some grub you stashed in the girls' room three days ago, etc.