Alasdair: 0 (ack!)
Okay, so you know how there's that dish called the Turducken where you put a chicken inside a duck and put that inside a turkey and then cook it? Well, I've invented the Turpoopen. You see, when you change a diaper you can sort of roll it into a ball and use the tabs to close it up, right? Well, Maeve wears Pull Ups. Since Pull Ups are made like underwear, you can either pull them up or down, or you can pull the sides apart for emergency situations, whatever that is. All poopy diapers are emergency situations in my house. Anyway, there aren't any handy velcro tabs on them, so once you've taken it off it's just sort of open for all the nasties to go flying onto the floor on your way to the trash can. SO, I started taking Maeve's Pull Up and rolling it inside Doodie's regular dirty diaper (since I usually change them in tandem) and use his tabs to seal that sucker up! Viola! Turpoopen.